Copyright

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Contents

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INTRODUCTION

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BACCALAUREATE

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HOW TO MAKE MONEY AND FIND LOVE!

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VONNEGUT GIVES ADVICE TO GRADUATING WOMEN (WHICH ALL MEN

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SHOULD KNOW ABOUT!)

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HOW TO HAVE SOMETHING MOST BILLIONAIRES DON’T HAVE

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WHY YOU CAN’T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING ILL OF THOMAS JEFFERSON

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HOW MUSIC CURES OUR ILLS (AND THERE ARE LOTS OF THEM)

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DON’T DESPAIR IF YOU NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE!

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WHAT THE “GHOST DANCE” OF THE NATIVE AMERICANS AND THE CUBIST

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HOW VONNEGUT LEARNED FROM A TEACHER “WHAT ARTISTS DO”

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MOVEMENT OF FRENCH PAINTERS HAD IN COMMON

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DON’T FORGET WHERE YOU COME FROM

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VONNEGUT UNSTUCK—QUOTES TO PONDER

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