Cover

Contents

Introduction

1. A Duty to Die

2. Bringing a Gun to a Fistfight

3. Don’t Lie to Me

4. Show Me Yours

5. Dead Dogs Don’t Bark

6. When Is Fruit a Vegetable?

7. Private Parts

8. Is a Burrito a Sandwich?

9. Haunted Contracts

10. That Jet Won’t Fly

11. What Have You Done for Me Lately?

12. The Dancer Who Didn’t Dance

13. A Peerless Peer

14. And the Band Played On

15. Don’t Do Me Like That

16. The Five-Year-Old Defendant

17. Don’t Forget to Duck

18. The Worth of a Chance

19. Pray at Your Own Risk

20. Coin-Flip Wrongdoers

21. Growing Your Own

22. Your Body, My Body

23. Imagine No (Copyright) Possessions

24. My Barbie World

25. A Time for Dying

26. The Voice of God

27. Judging Jenna

28. Three Generations

29. A Good Walk Spoiled

30. That’s My Mother You’re Talking About!

31. Funeral Crashers

32. Bench Memo

Notes

Index

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